I'm quite certain this is not a conversation that too many people have with their husbands...
MY husband is special..I mean that in a nice way..really
MY husband likes clothes and shoes- nice, expensive clothes and shoes. Awesome right? NOOOO, not awesome. Not awesome when you discover that he has bought a $135 Polo shirt. Not just any Polo shirt you see, A custom fit, collectable World Cup Flag Polo..whatever! I don't give a crap - that is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a shirt of any kind!
I decide that I am going to count the number of "polo style" shirts he owns (FYI 35!), thinking that if I give him a number, he will see that he does not NEED anymore shirts! I send him an email stating this plan.
His response: Please don't touch my shirts - that is an invasion of my privacy (mind you these shirts reside in OUR closet) and "they're not bothering you!"
I wanted to be mad, but I litterally laughed outloud at work when I read that.
"They're not bothering you!" >>>>I'm sorry, are you 5? Of course they aren't bothering me, they are shirts.
As a follow-up - the above mentioned Polo shirt was promptly returned to Macy's the following weekend. $135.......good Lord help me
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